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  1. Cowboy Nerd

Lyrics

Cowboy Nerd © 2011 steve rapson

My Dad he sent me way out west, to make a man of me
I soon found the cowboy way is not my cup of tea.

I don't like biscuits
I don't like beans
I'm not home on the range
It's too scary and mean

The coyote's howl
The thundering herd
The snake in my boot
I'm a cowboy nerd

I'm a nerdy cowboy
A tender foot so green
The wild and wooly west
Is just not my scene

When they pick a posse
I'm the last one that they choose
Just a nerdy cowboy
A greenhorn with the blues

My hat is too big
My boots are too small
My legs are too short
My horse is too tall

My spurs they don't jangle
When I chase a steer
My rope gets all tangled
Get me outta here

My horse thinks it's a joke
Whenever he gets spurred
The cows they will not poke
For a cowboy nerd

(Chorus)

I don't like biscuits
I don't like beans
I'm not home on the range
It's too scary and mean

The coyote's howl
The thundering herd
The snake in my boot
I'm a cowboy nerd